| As you may know many women
appreciate a good game of rugby, so in this politically
correct atmosphere we find ourselves in we
thought we'd let the birds have a page of their own.
Now then girls, the first thing
to remember about Ponty boys is that they're
sensitive types. Not sure what star sign they are but rest
assured girls these valley Valentino's need careful handling.
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Now the second
thing to think about when trying to pull a valley boy is to
take care of your appearance. OK, so after 10 pints of Worthy
Best you all look the same but what if he's sober?
It is essential that your average valley boy
sees a vision of loveliness before him. After all you don't
want him stumbling on a
graphic description of the Western Stormers backrow
combination if you scare him by being ugly. |
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| He may choke on
his beer or pork scratchings. Imagine the embarrassment if his
wife turns up and he's got scampi fries all down his best polo
shirt!
Third thing girls is always be
ready, eager and willing, although if you want to tease, then
play hard to get for about 5 mins. Longer than this and he'll
just get bored so don't overdo it girls! |
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And don't
forget that his drunken, insulting lecherous behaviour is just
part of his unique sense of humour. He's really a lovely guy and if his
wife appears remember to vanish instantly or at the very least
jump onto his best friend.
Let's not forget the wives though -
wives who stay at home doing the dishes and other woman things
you also have a part to play... |
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| Always
remember that a day out with the boys is no easy thing for
your man to do. He works hard all week and needs his freedom.
Don't try and stop him going anywhere at all with the boys.
He
needs the male bonding that only a top quality lap-dancing bar
can provide. Encourage him to go out. You can get even more
ironing done by the time he returns. After all he can't go out
tomorrow if you haven't finished the washing. |
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Saturdays
are a testing time for your man so don't forget that on Sunday
he needs you to be extra special. Don't mention anything he
might not have explained properly last night.
And remember
many boys will take bright red lipstick out and draw
lip-shapes all over your man's collar just for a laugh. What
he needs right now is a nice big cup of tea and a glass of
freshly squeezed, pure, orange juice, the one with the bits in. |
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| Don't turn the
radio up too loud - you can cook his dinner in silence this once. Make sure
that he's washed and clothed and looking lovely for the boys down the club.
When he does venture out for
that Sunday afternoon re-cap on last nights exploits just be thankful he
let's you keep the heating on. You know you won't find a better one! |
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